Tuesday, May 13, 2008

International Geophysical Month

Okay, God's really racking 'em up in Asia this month. What gives? God sucks, apparently. Don't look at him funny or he might open a sinkhole under your house, or rain fire on you, or whatever fucked up thing he's in the mood for that day.

For you? Giant, flaming, throbbing, slightly radioactive hemorrhoids. Don't like it? Well, fuck you. Who do you think he is? He's God, dammit.



Anonymous said...

Dave Kopperman said...

That's awesome - thanks.

I'm not contrarian! Who said I was?!