Well, that wasn't so bad. Which might not sound like high praise, but, really, I was mostly entertained, and the film was surprisingly restrained, in line with the original show. Really, it should be watched on television, and in two halves, since it's more like a vintage series two-parter than an actual movie.
But I admired it for sticking with the show's sometimes almost comically cerebral tone, and for having one of the most anti-climactic climaxes I think I've ever seen in a mainstream thriller.
Anyhow. Bubba hated it, and he was more of an X-Files fan than me, but my mom liked it (as did Yesenia), and my mom was a pretty loyal X-Files viewer herself, so make of it what you will.