Since we were fresh out of jalapeños, I opened a can of Hormel's Vegetarian Chili and dropped about 3/4 of it on half a bag of chips, along with some decent salsa and a few handfuls of shredded Italian cheese mix. Microwave on high for three minutes, and tell me that isn't the most bacheloriffic meal you can imagine? I even left the chili can out with the spoon in it, contents dripping down the outside of the can to stain the counter.
My only concern is that I also had my dad's very bean-centric vegetable stew for lunch, so I feel I'm cruising towards a night of gas leaks that will have energy companies abandoning sites along the Marcellus Shale and coming instead to frack my ass.
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