But, wow, the crowds. If we let one unit of mall density per square foot (p) equal the number of people waiting on line around 2 pm at the Shake Shack in Madison Square Park (MS), then today at the Palisades Center, p = 1025MS, or approximately more people at the mall than there are hydrogen atoms within the solar heliopause. Consequently, given three opportunities to lose my shit, I only went into full Dave mode once. That's got to be some kind of mark of character growth, don't you think?
Try working in a mall. The last two weeks were, well, ugh.
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