So, yeah, I decided to become a little more normal and ordered this fucker today:
The LaCie D2 Quadra 500GB eSATA, FireWire 800, FireWire 400 & USB 2.0 Hard Drive-External Hard Drives. Oh, yeah. I'll never run out of hard-disk space now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
P.S.: "And I even like the color..."